Forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections- Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan sends out a sarcastic apology to Akpabio

Embattled Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan, has sent out a sarcastic apology to Senate President, Godswill Akpabio, via her social media platforms. In the post, Natasha who is in a running battle with Akpabio, whom she has accused of sexual harassment, said in her letter that he should please forgive this stubborn woman' who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections''Her apology'' which has left many Nigerians reeling with laughter online, readSATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio, It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance of the very personal kind. How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your requests was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain mens entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the peoples mandate over private dinners behind closed doors. I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of quid pro quo, I bow my head in fictional shame. Please find it in your magnanimous heart somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections. I remain,Yours in eternal resistance,Senator Natasha H Akpoti UduaghanUnafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken'' The post Forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections- Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan sends out a sarcastic apology to Akpabio appeared first on Linda Ikeji Blog.